Gods Of Egypt

I found myself in an interesting situation today.. It was 11 o'clock, I was stood outside Cineworld and genuinely didn't know what to see. I know I would only be able to see the one as, once again Laura had spoken and we had to leave early again. And to be honest there was nothing I WANTED to see. My choices were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, The Boss, The Conjuring 2 or this..
The question is "did I choose wisely?"..

OK, plot.. I've no Idea.. Two God's live in Egypt, one (Bryan Brown) in the posh end and the other (Gerald Butler) in 'stab town' (or the desert). Anyway the one in the rough end decides he's had enough and, on the day Bryan is about to relinquish his power to his son he turns up and spoils the party. He has a right ding dong and, amongst other things he murders his brother, steals someone's eyes and generally annoys the hell out of a lot of people..

From that day forward it goes off the scale 'crazy'.. At one point our "hero's" fly into space where they meet Colin Firths speech therapist floating around on a glass spaceship. It turns out he's Ra, the sun God and his main job is to launch fireballs from his 'staff of power' at a large CGi worm that has escaped from the the movie Dune/Beatlejuice/Tremors (delete as applicable).
Yes, you read that right..

Clearly I didn't choose wisely..

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