
Here I am, sat in Cardiff Castle.. making the most of my castle passport before it expires on the 20th October having just witnessed Michael Bay's latest car wreck of a movie..
After sitting through some God awful trailers (Nativity 3 and Paddington) I settled down and prepared for the onslaught... Now you see, there is my problem. Just because Michael Bay is attached I shouldn't write off the film before I've even seen it..
OK, plot.. We start off in present day New York and there is a growing threat of unrest perpetrated by a group know as the Foot gang..?! (yeah, they don't sound particularly intimidating do they?) One evening our lead lady, April, a news reporter (played by the ever gorgeous Megan Fox) witnesses a gang robbery foiled by a vigilante.. It later transpires that in fact there are 4 vigilantes who are Turtles who have been living in a sewer.. They've mutated into human like forme and been trained in the ancient art of ninjitsu, by an equally mutated Rat... You still with me?
Now if you're familiar with the story (like me) then so far, so good. The problem is when, as with all Michael Bay films you find it's littered with ridiculous moments where characters make outlandishly bad decisions or say monumentaly stupid things. For example there is one action packed scene where everyone is plumeting out of control, at high speed down a snowy mountain face in a articulated truck, being chased by Humvee's full of bad guys..That I can except (yeah, even the over doing of CGi!). When suddenly our heroine, April leans out of the window to take a photo...! Now, I'm a keen photographer (just ask the disgruntled wife!) but even I wouldn't have contemplated that.. It's moments like this that take me out of the movie..
For some reason this movie reminded me of 'The Amazing Spider-man' (the new franchise) and not in a good way. To be honest it was rubbish. It had Michael Bay stamped all over it... Product placement galore (he even managed a 'Victoria Secrets' gag in the end credits) and moments so bad I cringed.
But, despite all that I still kind of enjoyed it. There were one or two laughs and the action was packed! File it under guilty pleasure.. ***
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