
Here's the thing with science fiction movies. Some times they've gotta push the boundaries otherwise it's just fiction.
OK picture this.. It's the seventies and some one goes to Hollywood and pitches the following. ".. it's a story about an unhappy boy living on a desert planet. One day he finds two robots, one short and fat and the other tall and skinny. Together they get Alex Guinness and fly off with a man and a carpet beast. They rescue a princess on a plant sized spaceship and Alex Guinness disappears when struck with a light sword, welded by an asmatic half man, half robot.. stay with me... The boy fancies the Princess (who turns out to be his sister) and he joins her resistance fighters to take down the planet sized spaceship.. Eh? What do you think? In the sequel we introduce a green midget who harnessess an unseen power...
Someone greenlit that.. And someone greenlit John Carter.. On paper they're both ridiculous but some how the one managed to tap into something..
OK, try this for a pitch. Mila Kunis plays an immigrant living in America who cleans toilets for a living.. Only, as it turns out she's related to a, recently departed Queen of the Universe and is now, consequently the inherited 'owner' of earth.. The Queen of the Universe' kids find out about her and, naturally are non to pleased.. Throw a couple of governmental Guardians to look after her in the shape of Channing Tatum (half man, half wolf) and Sean Bean (half man, half... erm... Bee) and you have all the makings of the next Star Wars...
The ideas are there, the cgi's there.. It just doesn't pull it off.. For every Star Wars there's a 'Blackhole'..
I'm sure, in time it'll be a cult classic... In time.. Just not at the moment.
OK here's a couple of downers.. Script and implausibility.. Some of the dialogue was just terrible.." bees don't lie..". Implausibility.. I can except Eddie Redmayne as a evil, overacting warlord.. I can even except Sean Bean and his bee genetics. But Channing' gravity boots and his uncanny knack of always being there to save Mila (particularly as the planet Jupiter imploded) just pushed it over the edge for me..
There was a few of good points.. Terry Gilliam made an entertaining cameo and, as mentioned the CGI was top notch.. Plus I don't think it took itself too seriously..
Overall ***
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